Best WFH Email, Ever

This just hit my inbox:

From: Anton S. [mailto:xxx@yyy.com]
Sent: Monday, August 29, 2011 9:42 AM
To: dept@yyyy.com
Subject: Anton WFH Today

There was a shooting Saturday night in SF where my car was parked. When I was walking to my car I got hit by a ricochet bullet. Luckily it hit the side of my neck and didn’t enter the body (just a flesh wound). I am fully functional, but my neck is a little sore. Working from home today.

Related local news links
http://www.ktvu.com/news/29005645/detail.html
http://www.sfexaminer.com/blogs/law-and-disorder/2011/08/two-wounded-san-francisco-soma-shooting-early-sunday-morning

-Anton