Funniest Twitter Exchange I’ve Ever Had
This just happened a few minutes ago. I was watching the episode of Futurama where Fry stops by the First Amalgamated Church looking for a way to find his lost friend Bender. He sits down with Father Changstein-El-Gamal. I thought that was funny, so started this conversation:
jetforme: My new twitter name will be Father Changsteine El Gamal
CatherineQ: @jetforme Wow you’re really going to screw us up for RTs then?
Blueskeyes207: @jetforme Um, no.
txflygirl: @jetforme I think that name is 140 characters
jetforme: @txflygirl @Blueskeyes207 @CatherineQ Father Changstein El Gamal from the First Amalgamated Church (of Futurama)
jetforme: @txflygirl LOL!
txflygirl: @jetforme This is what a tweet to you would be like
txflygirl: @jetforme Father Changstein El Gamal from the First Amalgamated Church — how
txflygirl: @jetforme Father Changstein El Gamal from the First Amalgamated Church — was
txflygirl: @jetforme Father Changstein El Gamal from the First Amalgamated Church — your
txflygirl: @jetforme Father Changstein El Gamal from the First Amalgamated Church — day
I started laughing out loud so hard, I was slipping off the edge of my couch, and I could barely read the screen ’cause my eyes were tearing up. This kept up for at least the five minutes it took me to put my leftover dinner away.
Awesome tweeps.
Will Smith is a Scientologist? Shit.
I can’t believe it. Another actor I enjoy watching has stepped off the deep end of some nutjob crackpot religion. Will Smith joins Tom Cruise and Mel Gibson in this sad trend. I was going to go see Hancock, now I think I won’t.
The article says he hasn’t admitted to actually joining the church, so maybe I can rationalize it that way.
Feh.
Update: Maybe he’s okay after all, claiming not to be a Scientologist.
God Does Not Exist
It’s simple. God is a made-up idea. Made up by men. A crutch used by humans to ease their fear of the unknown. A sword wielded over countless millions to subjugate. It is time to grow past the notion.
OpinionJournal has a surprising number of editorial pieces in support of a non-secular America. I can’t think of a more stupid idea.
Take your heads out of your asses; quite burying them in the sand. There is no such thing as God, no “invisible man in the sky.” Learn some tolerance, open mindedness and most of all, learn to think for yourselves.